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¹ Bribes are subject to credit approval. Obviously.

The Justice Credit Card is not a real credit card. Come on. The only people who can really bribe Clarence are billionaires like Harlan Crow and lawyers with pending cases before the Court But you can hold him and your members of Congress accountable by joining a local Indivisible group.

² Given that this whole thing is a parody site to call more attention to the ethics problems of Clarence Thomas and other right-wing members of the U.S. Supreme Court, there is no cash back. But, you can call your member of Congress to act on Supreme Court ethics reform and, even better, to expand the court. Here are some scripts that might help: tell your House representative to cosponsor the Supreme Court Ethics, Recusal, and Transparency Act; then, call your senators and tell them the same thing; tell your House representative to co-sponsor the Judiciary Act to expand the Court; then, tell your senator the same thing!

³ Let’s not even get into our feelings on crypto. But all of our work to build a democracy of, by, and for the people costs money and is funded by people just like you, so if you’re feeling generous (or have a lot of crypto to burn), chip in here.

⁴ No, really. But if it must be said, buying and selling cryptocurrency is subject to a number of risks and may result in significant losses y’all.

⁵ I can’t believe we’re saying this again, but you can’t really Scomo (or Venmo) Clarence Thomas. But please sign up here for updates on how to take action to do something about the sham court.

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