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Pay Clarence Thomas
With Scomo, we’re leveling the playing field and upholding the Court’s proud tradition of accepting ethically questionable financial influence. Now, you too can bribe Clarence Thomas just like the billionaires, CEOs, and lawyers with pending cases before the court. Read the launch announcement here.
Bypass our democratic norms
Whether corporate interests, personal vendettas, or matters of public policy and fundamental human rights, Scomo is here to bridge the gap between everyday Americans and the Supreme Court.
Bypass ethics
Users can input their desired judicial outcome with customizable notes and financially contribute to Justice Thomas’ account. Please note: the more zeroes you add to your payment, the louder your voice will be heard in the hallowed halls of justice.
Bypass the law
To ensure a fair and equitable process, Justice Thomas will diligently review each contribution and consider its persuasive power in determining his stance on cases.
Earn customized cash back
With the Scomo app's exclusive Justice Card¹, you can now earn up to 3% cash back² while you bribe, persuade, and manipulate court cases in your favor! Use your rewards to send payments, spend lavishly, or even automatically purchase the cryptocurrency of your choice directly from your Scomo Justice account.³ Our reward categories automatically update based on your transactions, making it ridiculously easy to earn. And thanks to the personalized QR code on the card, paying off your bribes and getting reimbursed is a breeze! Sign up today and start bending the law to your will!
Begin your crypto journey on Scomo
Got $1? That’s all you need to buy a little bit of justice on the Scomo app.⁴ Choose from multiple types of cryptocurrency, then buy and track your bribes with ease.
Crypto is volatile, kind of like the right-wing Supreme Court, so it can rise and fall in value quickly. Like all currencies, there's a potential for gains and losses (and absolutely wild damage to our democracy) — be sure to take it at a pace you're comfortable with.
Spend & bribe
Just like you Venmo your friends, you can bribe Clarence Thomas⁵ with Scomo. It’s simply an extension of the existing practices that have stood the test of time and embodies the spirit of contemporary jurisprudence and the belief that financial contributions can foster a more inclusive and responsive judicial system. We don’t make the rules.
Grow your influence, the Scomo way
Reach Clarence Thomas and his fellow right-wing justices with a business profile! It’s an easy way to help your influence — from yacht owners to fake homophobic website designers and oil and gas companies and anything in between.
